OOOOOHHHH. They placed this before Inception to maybe, I don't know, show contrast?
Anyway this trailer got me thinking, is there any way anyone could top what they have there? I mean look at them, PIRANHAS... IN THE SEA! All they really need is Samuel Jackson and the movie's complete!
But lo and behold. I came across something far more awesome-er. And it's far more insane!
See what it is after the jump.
So you got curious. What can beat piranhas in this day and age you ask. Well here he is... Let me show you: SHARKTOPUS!
Sailors: OMG OMG OMG!!! Sharktopus: OM NOM NOM NOM |
Holy freakin Cthulhu! There's a super corny theme song playing in the background, you've got beaches, girls in bikinis, blood, gore, violence, explosions AND SHARKTOPUS!
WOAH LIKE WOOOAAAAHHH. The guys behind this made for tv movie must be really on some crazy shit. How the hell do you get to the idea of combining a shark with an octopus?
1: Hey man so I've got this idea for a new movie. Listen, it's about a shark... and an octopus!
2: PUCHA! Let's do that!
Is that in a museum?! |
But then again who needs those when you have Sharktopus! Look! That thing could walk on land! It combines the shark from Jaws with Japan's Tentacle Rape Monsters! That thing's like a combination of one of your worst nightmares (or fantasies, it really depends on your taste)
Death via monster kill has never been this awesome. |
Grenade Launchers are not considered overkill. |
Oh wait.. Triceracopter's just waiting for his turn. |
inaaway mo ung producer hahaha
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hindi ah. I'm seriously glad they're making this. haha. si Triceracopter kasi wala pa. tsk. haha.
ReplyDeleteXet lang ang ung huling part, gusto ko pa naman magtry magbungee jumping, tapos sabay ganun, tsktsk.... Hahaha
ReplyDeletePapanoorin ko talaga 'yung Piranha na 'yun wahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSailors screaming OMG! OMG! Panalong caption!