Trailer Time: MACHETE!

I WANNA WATCH THIS!!!

So far, I still need to see The Expendables in theaters. And I'm not seeing Machete anywhere near me soon. Ire-release ba ito dito? Anyway, saw this trailer again (well not really a trailer anymore since it's now showing in US) but hell! This is pure B movie at its pureness!



HOLY EFFF!!! He fucking pulled that guy's intestines!  And used it to rappel down another fucking floor! DAMN! That's incredible right there! And Robert De Niro in what seemed like a street shoot-out? Reminds me of Heat! Add Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan (I don't care kung parati syang naka-drugs! HAHAHA!) in the mix then you're complete! Oh, and add Michelle Rodriguez' sexy manly-ness. WINNER!


Please let this movie grace our shores. Please? And without cuts! Eff you MTRCB.

Trailer Time: 127 Hours

Okay maybe I'll make this something like a regular article here about new trailers that I see around the net. This one here is 127 Hours directed by Danny Boyle and boy oh boy does this movie look very, very interesting. Here's the trailer:

Just wanted to share this awesomeness.

Whenever I have some spare time, I mostly dedicate it to trolling looking for interesting news and websites and whatever in the interwebs. But sometimes, I'd like some time off and read some literature. Stuff that I've found from somewhere across the web. Right now, that particular read is a comic series called "The Walking Dead".

Comics + Zombies = BRAAAAINS

It's a great comic series that in a way, analyzes how humans will react to a zombie outbreak. It has the usual stuff from zombie movies (but minus the mall setting... so far) but with far more depth and characterization, well since it's a comic book, so issues are spent on character development. Buuuut, this post isn't really about the comic. No, no, no. It's about something that has the potential to be more awesome (well, for me, I'm thrilled!) SEE IT AFTER THE JUMP! HAHA!

Be afraid people! Be very afraid!

So during the last movie I've watched (Inception) in a theater, a particular trailer caught my attention... Well everyone's attention for that matter. It's super good you will not believe you're actually seeing it (even if it's just the trailer I'm talking about here). Ladies and gentlemen, please see: PIRANHA 3D.



OOOOOHHHH. They placed this before Inception to maybe, I don't know, show contrast?

Anyway this trailer got me thinking, is there any way anyone could top what they have there? I mean look at them, PIRANHAS... IN THE SEA! All they really need is Samuel Jackson and the movie's complete!

But lo and behold. I came across something far more awesome-er. And it's far more insane!

See what it is after the jump.