Tuesday, August 17, 2010

You can actually reach out!

Well there's no point denying that the 3-D Revolution in Visual Media is here. Every month, there's at least one movie that is being shown in 3-D in your local cinemas (kahit na hindi worth it). 2-D films are now being constantly 'upgraded' to 3-D just to be in this trend. Even television sets are getting the 3-D makeover creating that full immersion in the shows and programs you'll be seeing. You'll automatically be a part of the program!

Whether you like it or not
But then some geniuses (or perverts, depends on your preference) came up with something. Well, it really is just a matter of time before the 3-D revolution went there. What is it you ask? I'll assure you that this news will blow you away and it will really suck you in (you'll see what I did there, eventually). Well it's none other than... (for those at work, I'm warning you, but it'll be PG-13. no worries)

BOOM! There ya go. It's 3-D PORN!
Yep you've read that right. Apparently some people are now working on the FIRST EVER IMAX 3-D PORN FILM. Go ahead and I'll let you take that in for a moment... Okay? No? Can't imagine it yet?... Okay? Good. Now the details...

A group of Hong Kong filmmakers are apparently busy making the first 3-D porn film entitled "3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy". The article also states that the film will be released by May and that it will be marketed in Japan, Korea, mainland China, and SOUTHEAST ASIA. Yep, there's a chance (about -2%) that this film will reach our shores and be shown in Mall of Asia's glorious IMAX Theater.


You can almost feel it.
(btw. TINAPAY YAN)
But then again, would you want to watch this film? In cinemas? Even if it's not in IMAX format, like if it's in plain 3-D, would you? Just imagine buying tickets for this film. Yeah I know we're all curious and all that, but can you imagine the people's faces around you as you fall in line, buy your ticket, and buy your snacks? No women will buy hotdogs for snacks I guess.

Ano ba yaaaaan.
That's for the ladies, but for us guys. Can you imagine actually watching this film in theaters? A porn film. In a very dark, enclosed room. SURROUNDED BY AT LEAST 100 OTHER MEN. All of you fighting that primal urge to... you know... be fully immersed in the experience of a lifetime?

Imagine this. And you're rubbing elbows with the next guy.
It'll be like a shared state of... euphoria? or awkwardness...
But admit it, you're now curious as to how this will turn out to be. I know you want to. I know it!

another source from here.

5 comments:

  1. btw tinapay yan??e..as if not! haha

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  2. yep. ayan yung tinapay sa local bakery nyo na may red sa gitna. :D

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  3. what the F. hahaha. i uttered all kind of expletives while reading this. donjo, what have you been reading ah, ayos. :D

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  4. kahit naman i-release nila yung movie, hindi pa rin naman ipapalabas nang MTRCB yan eh. tapos kung pumayag ang MTRCB, magwawala naman ang Catholic Church. so kahit anong mangyari, hindi naman mapapalabas dito yan... unless maging 3d yung mga sinehan sa quiapo. :P

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  5. @nerisse - it's called news. *wink*

    @anonymous - kaya -2%. tig-1% yung MTRCB and Church tapos kapag pumayag sila (if ever), magiging 0% because of the public. haha.

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