Usapang Sabaw: Brief o Bangs

So, earlier this week, Warner Bros. released an official photograph for their upcoming movie on 2013: Man of Steel. In the released photograph, you can clearly see Superman breaking into a vault or some heavy-steel-door something.

He looks serious. (via)

As you can clearly see, Superman's rocking what appears to be a new hairstyle without the traditional curly bangs and a new darker suit, but what we can't see is if he's wearing any underwear on his costume due to the apparent darkness of his crotch. Now this I hope will be a start on a segment here where we ask questions you could ask your friends kapag nag-iinuman kayo: What's more important to get the trademark Superman look? His Bangs or his Briefs?

Why Jollibee?! Why?!?!

Back in elementary (or was it in kinder?) there was one delicacy that I always craved for whenever we visit a Jollibee store. You know, the mouth-watering-I-want-more-of-this-stuff-I-don't-care-if-I-had-3-already-and-our-family-line-has-diabetes, kind of craving. No? You have no idea? Chickenjoys? screw your chickenjoys! No not that one, I'm not talking about this:

HEAVEN!!!! (via)

Let's hit it!

via this website

Okay, I've been away for eternity but since I've got nothing else to do, why don't we get a fresh start? You, know a reset button won't hurt anyone. So how about it? Game na ulit. Imma stick with you blogger, kahit na uso na ang tumblr and other means of posting. Let's do this!

WHAT---

THE HELL.

Habang nanunuod ako ng t.v. sa tabi-tabi, (pagpasensyahan nyo na sa mga Kapuso, madalas ABS-CBN nakatutok yung mga napapanuoran ko) napansin ko lang na may bagong palabas ang Channel 2. It's fresh! It's NEW! Iiiiiittttt's.....

Mara Clara kung hindi mo gets.

WOW. Fairly recently ko lang nasabi na ang gaganda ngayon ng shows ng Channel 2. Well I'm being honest here. Honestly. Just look at my post about Imortal and see ABS-CBN's line up.

Ngayon, di ko talaga alam ang sa GMA-7. Survivor and Godzilla lang yung alam kong palabas dun so sorry talaga GMA-7 fans. As for TV5. Eeeew, masyadong hindi original ang mga shows nila.

What? What're you saying about running out of ideas? No way in hell. NO. Kung nagkakaubusan sila ng ideas ngayon para sa palabas, umm, bakit. ummm...
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I'd say around 8 years bago nila mahanap yung diary. For a change. Papatandain pa nila yung mga bata para magkaroon ng love teams.

The word BUBBLY

or BUBBLING is now an official word in the internets. Before this new innovation was introduced to the world, a quick Google Search of the term "bubbling" and you get a description like this:

v. bub·bled, bub·bling, bub·bles

v.intr.

1. To form or give off bubbles.

2. To move or flow with a gurgling sound: a brook bubbling along its course.

3. To rise to or as if to the surface; emerge: "Since then, the revolution has bubbled up again in many forms" (Jonathan Schell).

4. To display irrepressible activity or emotion: bubbling over with excitement. 

That's from The Free Dictionary website. Then a quick Google Image Search of the term gives you these results:

Bubbles. As you know it.

Then a Mormon guy invented the term bubbling. Here's what he said:

"Being mormon, I can't look at porn or nudity. So I have to get creative. That's why I invented "bubbling"

Curious? See what he means and read on! (Warning: Technically, Safe For Work naman, but let your brain do the work)

Staying healthy...

Is an option. Lalong-lalo na ngayon na we're living in a world where such a delicacy as DEEP FRIED BEER EXISTS!


Wait I'll let you process that sentence for a bit... deep (like how people deep fry chicken. or chicken skin)... fried (as in with cooking oil type of fried)... and beer.

Here let me show it to you in all its deep fried beer-y-ness.

Dumidighay ba yung isa?

For the ladies.

This post is for the ladies out there who may have a lot of free time on their hands right now. Or men can also do this if it doesn't make you guys feel awkward, weird or perverted or something. Here's the introductory image to sort of, ummm, welcome you to the idea that you're about to see.

Yep. Those are napkins you're seeing.

Okay? Now click on to find out what this is all about.

A new trend is upon us!

Well there's this semi-news that's been circulating around the net like yesterday or the other day or within the week about Batman (I swear this is not another Batman post) stealing some poor guy's Taco Bell order while it is being handed over from the drive-thru window to the car. Yep. Batman. Stealing. Tacos. Here's the video:



Read on to see more (yes MORE. Dear God what's happening to our planet)

Just be amazed.

Well I've already made a whole post about Justin Bieber but man, the kid's got some staying power. He's in the news the other day when he made one badass revenge move. Apparently some kid hacked into one of Justin Bieber's friend's twitter account to get the Biebs' phone number. In an act of pure revenge awesomeness and doucebaggery, Biebs then posted the cellphone number of the hacker claiming it was his.

Don't mess with him or else you'll get effed up.

Well, what happened next? Bieber's got like 4 million, MILLION, Twitter followers. The kid's phone got effed up so hard that he had to discard it along with his twitter account. The kid's parent is expecting a bill in the areas of $2,000 - $10-fucking-thousand dollars. Like a small house here in the Philippines!

What the fuck?!

But no, this post doesn't end here. JB kinda follows it up with some more awesomeness and this time, it's his music! Yeah read on to find out!

You can actually reach out!

Well there's no point denying that the 3-D Revolution in Visual Media is here. Every month, there's at least one movie that is being shown in 3-D in your local cinemas (kahit na hindi worth it). 2-D films are now being constantly 'upgraded' to 3-D just to be in this trend. Even television sets are getting the 3-D makeover creating that full immersion in the shows and programs you'll be seeing. You'll automatically be a part of the program!

Whether you like it or not

But then some geniuses (or perverts, depends on your preference) came up with something. Well, it really is just a matter of time before the 3-D revolution went there. What is it you ask? I'll assure you that this news will blow you away and it will really suck you in (you'll see what I did there, eventually). Well it's none other than... (for those at work, I'm warning you, but it'll be PG-13. no worries)

BioErgonomic Pen is really Ergonomic.

Ergonomics is defined as (according to the most reliable source in the planet today):

"The science of the design of equipment, especially so as to reduce operator fatigue, discomfort and injury"

Fatigue, discomfort and injury. Now ladies and gentlemen, let me show you how the BioErgonomic Pen looks like and see more images after the jump...

I know I've seen that from somewhere...

WHY? Please answer me. WHY?

JUSTIN BIEBER MOVIE PLANNED FOR 2011


So I get stuck in traffic. Drive around for like 5-6 hours non-stop and this is what I see on the news. Cruel.

Yep. You've read that right. Justin Bieber. Singer. Youtube Sensation. Now a MOVIESTAR.

Yo dud--  Let me tell you one time.

Yep. Seriously.

Late News! Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman! Psssh!

Well here's a start. I've been trying to post this ummm, news, for quite some time now but have never gotten to the point that I'll actually write something about it. I've seen this news last week so for those of you who have heard or read about this before, well it's really for the ones who haven't.

So just to start things here, we all know who the Batman is. (NOTE: CLICK ON IMAGES FOR LARGER RESOLUTIONS. PWEDE I-ZOOM!)

Yes sir I think you're the Batman. Please don't hurt me.

From that panel alone, you can see how badass this dude is. Even if he wears a bat costume and most of the time, puts on his briefs over his pants. But something happened recently...