Be afraid people! Be very afraid!

So during the last movie I've watched (Inception) in a theater, a particular trailer caught my attention... Well everyone's attention for that matter. It's super good you will not believe you're actually seeing it (even if it's just the trailer I'm talking about here). Ladies and gentlemen, please see: PIRANHA 3D.



OOOOOHHHH. They placed this before Inception to maybe, I don't know, show contrast?

Anyway this trailer got me thinking, is there any way anyone could top what they have there? I mean look at them, PIRANHAS... IN THE SEA! All they really need is Samuel Jackson and the movie's complete!

But lo and behold. I came across something far more awesome-er. And it's far more insane!

See what it is after the jump.



So you got curious. What can beat piranhas in this day and age you ask. Well here he is... Let me show you: SHARKTOPUS!

Sailors: OMG OMG OMG!!!
Sharktopus: OM NOM NOM NOM

Holy freakin Cthulhu! There's a super corny theme song playing in the background, you've got beaches, girls in bikinis, blood, gore, violence, explosions AND SHARKTOPUS!

WOAH LIKE WOOOAAAAHHH. The guys behind this made for tv movie must be really on some crazy shit. How the hell do you get to the idea of combining a shark with an octopus?

1: Hey man so I've got this idea for a new movie. Listen, it's about a shark... and an octopus!
2: PUCHA! Let's do that!

Is that in a museum?!

You've got to give them a round of applause for this one, it's a tv-movie so the budget's smaller in comparison to big screen features, but man look at that ingenuity. Just look, be amazed. Give them enough and they'll surely beat anything out there and include nude scenes in the process.

But then again who needs those when you have Sharktopus! Look! That thing could walk on land! It combines the shark from Jaws with Japan's Tentacle Rape Monsters! That thing's like a combination of one of your worst nightmares (or fantasies, it really depends on your taste)

Death via monster kill has never been this awesome.

Wait, so the moral dilemma now is that: Do you kill something as awesome as this animal? Would they kill it in this made-for-tv film? Wouldn't you want to see Sharktopus in a feature length film in a theater near you in glorious 3D? I mean who wouldn't?! You'll practically see his tentacles trying to strangle you or get eaten by those massive teeth of his OR BOTH. It'll be too awesome you'll practically be glued to your seat!

Grenade Launchers are not considered overkill.

Now we wait. And hope that someone from Hollywood gets this and makes a monster of a movie. Or someone somewhere comes out with something better...

Oh wait.. Triceracopter's just waiting for his turn.